Her best-selling books include Girl Stuff, Women's Stuff, Up the Duff, Kidwrangling, and a series of ebooks on women's health issues from sex to mental health. Up the Duff: the real guide to pregnancy Paperback – Import, This item:Up the Duff: the real guide to pregnancy by Kaz Cooke Paperback $ Australian Kay Cooke gives you the up-to-date lowdown on pregnancy, birth and coping when you first get home. KAZ COOKE gives you the up-to-date lowdown on pregnancy, birth and coping when you first get home. Kaz Cooke is the author and illustrator of many books for adults and children. Kaz Cooke is an Australian author, cartoonist and radio broadcaster.
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Kaz Cooke gives you the up-to-date lowdown on pregnancy, birth and coping when you first get home. No bossy-boots rules, just lots of cartoons and the. Up the Duff is a phenomenon: Australia's most-loved and best-selling pregnancy book for nearly 20 years. The latest edition re-print has all the up-to-date. Kaz's info books are updated and reprinted often, with new medical and other details. This goes for: Up the Duff: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Kidwrangling.
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If you have not received any information after contact with Australia Post, please contact us to confirm that the details for delivery logged with us are correct. Then realised I had no idea what I was in for. I bought a squillion pregnancy books and discovered they often contradicted each other on key points; they're only relevant in Idaho or Shropshire; or they're written by rich women who think you should get a sink installed in your child's 'nursery' I ask you , or by people pushing their own personal theory, which may or may not involve giving birth in a wading pool full of lavender water and the dog.
The other thing pregnancy books tend to do is describe the size of the developing fetus in comparison with food. One week it's a brazil nut, then a plum, then an eggplant.
At one point I became convinced I was going to give birth to a giant muesli. And most of the books finish at exactly week 40 when the baby is due. In real life, while you're pregnant, you can't think any further than the birth.
But the very minute you have a baby you can hardly remember a thing about the pregnancy.
For some reason I had always imagined that being pregnant would just be like being me with a big bump out the front. I'm a career woman, I thought.
I'm over I'll just live my life the way it has always been without getting shickered and having a few fags at the weekend. Work will go on as normal, life at home will be just the same, only I'll need bigger shirts at some point.
My life will only completely change once the baby comes out. Apparently not. I had not bargained on the body taking control of itself.
The power of the mind? Pah, and furthermore, snorty snonking sound.
As far as my body was concerned, its major priority was growing a healthy baby. I woke up in the middle of the night compelled to eat banana sandwiches and drink glasses of soy milk.
I had become a host organ.
My first thoughts every morning and my last thoughts at night were about being pregnant, and there was a fair whack of it in between. This is as well as the other stuff you usually have to be on top of in your normal life.
Up the Duff: The Real Guide to Pregnancy
Would I be a good mother? What if something went wrong?
Was it too late to have second thoughts? Should I feel guilty about having second thoughts?
Up the Duff
Where do we stand on third and subsequent thoughts? Where the hell are my keys? Why is the Vegemite in the freezer? Did I do that? What the hell has happened to my HAIR?
What's that weird bump forming on my gums? Do stretch marks stay that fetching shade of royal purple forever? Will I ever want to have sex again? Is it true some aromatherapy can make you have a miscarriage?
Is it any wonder they keep making horror movies about motherhood and creatures inside us? Isn't this miraculous?
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Isn't this uncomfortable?View 1 comment. Would recommend to anyone that is pregnant. Why is the Vegemite in the freezer? To see Afterpay's complete terms, visit http: Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.
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